Top 100+ Funny Cat Names (Historical, Puns, Pop Culture Inspired And More Hilarious Cat Names)

Giving a funny name to your feline furball guarantees one more thing that will entertain your house guests each and every time they visit your home. And if you’re reading this, chances are you’re aiming for something hilarious that will surprise everyone.

I’ve already done extensive lists on female cat names, as well as on male cat names. But today I want to focus on some truly funny ones.

In my list you’ll find funny male cat names, female cat names, unisex cat names and a bunch of puzzling-at-first-sight ideas, which you’re definitely not expecting! So, without further ado, let’s get to these awesome ideas for fun feline names.

Pop Culture Inspired Funny Cat Names

Who doesn’t love pop culture inspired names? I’m a huge fan of those and here are my top picks for the funniest popular culture names you can give to your kitty – or even kitties. Yes, that’s right – you’ll also see a bunch of sets, which are purrfect for siblings.

  • Ben & Jerry (great for a set of siblings)
  • Bilbo (The Hobbit)
  • Buffy, The Mouse Slayer
  • Casper (a hilarious fit for white kitties)
  • Cat Lagerfeld
  • Chip and Dale (suitable for a set of siblings)
  • Crème Puff (the world’s oldest cat)
  • David Hasselpoop
  • Fleas Witherspoon
  • Groot (Guardians Of The Galaxy)
  • Hairy Potter
  • Ice Ice Baby
  • Kitkat
  • Kitty Purry (the actual name of Katy Perry’s pet cat)
  • Lady Gaga
  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Monkey Business
  • Princess Leia (Star Wars)
  • Princess Monster Truck (Instagram star)
  • Puss Without Boots
  • Santa Claws
  • Sherlock
  • Snoop Cat
  • Tardar Sauce(Grumpy Cat)
  • Thor (The Avengers)
  • Winnie The Purr
  • Winston Churchill/ Church (Pet Semetary)
  • Zunar J 5 Slash 9 Doric 4 7, a.k.a. Jake (The Cat From Outer Space)

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You’ve completely forgotten about that last one, haven’t you? The Cat From Outer Space isn’t the greatest movie out there, but the name of the main character is definitely something your guests will never forget! Your pet might not be able to remember it so easily, though.

Historical Funny Cat Names

Here are a few funny cat names inspired by historical figures.

  • Charles Lickens
  • Cleocatra
  • Einstein
  • Emily Lickinson
  • Hannibal
  • J. R. R. Tolkitten
  • Leonardo DaFuzzy
  • Margaret Scratcher
  • Marie Purrie
  • Oprah Whisker
  • Picatso
  • Purr-nest Hemingway (suitable for polydactyl cats)
  • The Wright/ Wrong Brothers (fit for siblings)
  • Queen Victoria The Clawsome

Do you have a favorite historical figure? Or have you named your own feline friend after one? I’d love to read about it in the comment section down below.

Funny Cat Pun Names For Your Kitty

It wouldn’t be a list of cat names if there weren’t any feline puns in it, now would it? Surely you’ve already seen other puns before, but if you’re a real fan of cat puns, don’t hurry on passing on the following names:

  • Cat-titude
  • Catzilla
  • Fuzzy Felix
  • Fuzzy Fiona
  • Just Kitten
  • Kitten Around
  • Lady/ Mr. Furball Frenzy
  • Litter Contaminator
  • Lord/ Lady Purrfection
  • Lord/ Lady Scratches-Everything
  • Mr./ Mrs. Nine Lives
  • Mr./ Mrs. Sharpclaws
  • Mrs. Catserole
  • Octopuss
  • Scratcher
  • The Fuzzinator
  • Wigglebutt
  • Wiggletail

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Any true cat lover will be able to create his/ her own kitty-related puns and I’m sure you can come up with more awesome ones. So I’ll stop with the puns for now and move on to other funny suggestions.

And More…

Yes, there are more silly ideas coming up. And all of your friends, relatives and house guests will definitely laugh out loud as soon as they hear you calling your cat by these names.

  • Aspirin (awesome fit for white cats)
  • Baboon
  • Bacon
  • Donut Face
  • Chalkboard (fun name for white kitties)
  • Cinnamon Bun
  • Cinnamon Roll
  • Eight Ball
  • Farting Monster
  • Gigabyte
  • His Supreme Lordship
  • Mouse
  • Mr./ Mrs. Squashface
  • Mrs. Street Tramp (great for an adopted feral cat)
  • Potato
  • Prince Ding Dong
  • Princess Nightmare
  • Puff Pastry
  • Salt & Pepper (suitable for a set of siblings)
  • Shady Lady
  • Sir/ Lady Turbo Jumper
  • Socks (funnier version of the overused Mittens)
  • Tequila
  • Terabyte
  • The Boss
  • The Poop Machine
  • T-Rex
  • Turbo Fart
  • Turbo Scratcher
  • Vegetarian
  • Viking
  • Vodka
  • Yeti
  • Zucchini

Ultimately, you can also come up with a funny name for your kitty by using some grand title, whatever type of first name you like, and something hilarious for a last name. You can even use your pet’s favorite food! For example:

  • Admiral Rory Scratchypaws, The Third
  • Countess Veronica Sharpclaws
  • Duke Wesley, The Rodent Exterminator
  • Her Highness Lily Isn’t-Kitten-Around
  • Lady Jessica Fuzzipants
  • Lady Sylvia La-Salmon
  • Lord Sylvester La-Salmon
  • Sir Caleb Meows-A-Lot
  • Sir Lancelot La-Tuna

As you can see, you can fully customize your beloved furball’s name. Just let your creativity flow and have fun while brainstorming new ideas. Whatever name you decide to pick, I’m sure your cat won’t get offended by it.

Emily Parker

Emily Parker is the Content Manager at Catological. She's passionate about helping cat parents love their cats better by providing the best information and recommendations about everything you'll need to know about your cat, from kitten to senior years. She believes natural, biologically-appropriate products are best...why wouldn't you provide the best for a member of your family?!